Hotel Mario's intro starts right before the title screen. It is famous/infamous for how cheesy it is. It has also
spawned a few memes.
Dialogue[]
Bowser: *laughs evilly*
Mario: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?
Luigi: I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
Mario: Luigi! Look! *picks up note found on gate* It's from Bowser. *begins reading note*
Dear Pesky Plumbers,
The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!
We got to find the princess!
Luigi: *points at player* And YOU got to help us!
Mario: *talking to player* If you need instructions on how to get through the Hotels, please check out the Enclosed Instruction Book.
(Beta Version)
Bowser: *laughs evilly*
Mario: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?
Luigi: I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
Mario: Luigi! Look! *picks up note found on gate*
Bowser: Dear Pesky Plumbers,
The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom and turned it into our own club koopa resort. The princess is now our permanent guest at one of the 8 Koopa Hotels. *laughs evilly*
Mario: We got to find the princess!
Luigi: *points at player* And YOU got to help us!
Mario: *talking to player* If you need instructions on how to get through the Hotels, press button 1. If you wanna move on to the game, press button 2.