Bowser: *laughs evily*
Mario: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay Luigi?
Luigi: "I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
Mario: "Luigi! Look! *picks up note found on gate* It's from Bowser. *begins reading note*
Dear, Pesky Plumbers
The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels. We dare you to find her if you can!''
Mario: "We got to find the princess!
Luigi: *points at player* "And YOU got to help us!
Mario: *talking to player* "If you need instructions on how to get through the Hotels, please check out the Inclosed Instruction Book.